Priest goes on Holiday A priest wanted to go on holiday, so he put an ad in the paper asking for someone to replace him. A man came to apply for the position. 'Ok' said the priest 'all you have to do is listen to the confessions. I'll give you this list with all sins and the corresponding penance people have to do. For instance, here it says adultery and the penance is to pray Our Father ten times.' Everything is perfectly clear, so the man takes the priests place for two weeks. Everything works out fine, until a women comes to confession who admits of having given a blow job. And 'blow job' is not on the priest's list. So the man leaves his chair to go to the choir boys and asks: 'What did the priest give for a blow job ?' One of the boys answers: 'Usually a candy bar'. From: Elroy Bos

"Three Husbands" A woman was getting married for the fourth time and she wanted to wear white. The priest said, "Usually virgins where white". She replied, "My first husband was a psychologist and all he did was talk about it. My second husband was a gynecologist and all he did was look at it. My third husband was a stamp collector, GOD DO I MISS HIM!"