Fat Woman's pager
Lil' Johnny's mother took her 6 year old son
with her to the bank. They were in line behind a
rather obese lady. As the mother patiently waited,
Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and
observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's really fat."
The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with
his mother and gave an understanding smile. Lil'
Johnny received a reprimand.
After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his
hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I
bet her butt is 'that' wide."
At this the lady glared at Johnny. His
embarrassed mother severely scolds her son.
Again after a couple of minutes Lil' Johnny
stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her
belt."
The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to
control her child and his mother threatened him
with severe bodily harm.
The lady's pager begins to go off.
Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic at the top of his
voice, "Run for your life, she's backing up"
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